So there I was, sitting at the computer as I do for thirty hours a day, feet on the desk, chair tilted back, the only sound being the click-click-clack of my keyboard and the sappy soft rock blaring from my computer speakers. Just like any other Sunday, it seemed. Click-Click-Clack until the clock strikes insanely [...]
To: Adam Doree, Mike Smuland, Craig Hansen and Gavin Frankle
Subject: An Offer!
Dear NintendoWeb, SegaWeb, SonyWeb, PCGamerWeb and whateverthehellelseyouhavethatendsinWeb,
Hello! I am a starry-eyed young scamp taking his first few steps into the icy pond of internet journalism! I am currently looking for a place to lay my world-weary hat and start making money! [...]