I wrote a play

Graphic_V: Hey perfectdork.
Perfectdork-Zero: GV!!!
Graphic_V: It’s a beautiful day for a drive, isn’t it?
Perfectdork-Zero: hahahha
Perfectdork-Zero: ahh were back to this game huh?
Perfectdork-Zero: ohh you are evil
Graphic_V: I mean, a lot of people say that it’s a beautiful day, but I don’t think that they really mean it all the time. I don’t think the phrase means much anymore.
Perfectdork-Zero: No matter what I do you won’t unbann me will you?
Graphic_V: That’s a tragedy, I think. A phrase that really means something is dead.
Perfectdork-Zero: Gv yea I think you are right People say that way to much
Perfectdork-Zero: Why can’t they just say heh this is an acceptable day
Graphic_V: Let’s rescue it, perfectdork. Let’s say it and really mean it and rescue it from word limbo.
Perfectdork-Zero: but Gv everyday is a beutiful day
Perfectdork-Zero: becuase we are all alive
Perfectdork-Zero: OK!
Graphic_V: It’s a beautiful day for a drive, isn’t it, perfectdork?
Perfectdork-Zero: DAMMIT !!! It is a BUETIFUL DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graphic_V: Yeah!
Graphic_V: Hey, pdork?
Perfectdork-Zero: dammit I cant spell!
Perfectdork-Zero: Ohh yes it sure is
Perfectdork-Zero: The stars are awsome
Graphic_V: When they were talking about those two people colliding, do you think they were talking about us?
Perfectdork-Zero: yea?
Perfectdork-Zero: Maby …Maby
Graphic_V: perfectdork, they said collide, didn’t they?
Perfectdork-Zero: I think so yes.
Graphic_V: I just want to make sure I’ve got all the details straight. beat perfectdork, doesn’t that worry you?
Perfectdork-Zero: no
Graphic_V: pdork, we’re gonna collide. It was laid out right there in the problem. How can you not think about that?
Perfectdork-Zero: WEll I don’t have any worries
Graphic_V: It is a beautiful day.
Perfectdork-Zero: So we collide won’t we get back up again?
Perfectdork-Zero: Such a beautiful day
Perfectdork-Zero: A full moon
Graphic_V: But pdork, collisions hurt. Collisions hurt a lot and we’re going to collide. It’s not an if thing, it’s the whole problem. It’s our entire existence. We’re going to collide and there’s nothing we can do about it
Perfectdork-Zero: Reflecting on each tree in the forest next to my house
Graphic_V: Well, pdork, I don’t know about you, but that sure worries me. We’re going to violently collide and we don’t know what happens after we collide because it never told us and you’re not worrying about it!
Perfectdork-Zero: Gv when we collide it will hurt but we are not in pain right now.and we cannot avoid it .so why worry?just know that we will collide and it will hurt .but pain only last so long
Graphic_V: What happens after we collide?
Perfectdork-Zero: but the soul go’s on
Graphic_V: But it’s a beautiful day now!
Perfectdork-Zero: Yes such a beutiful day
Graphic_V: You don’t know what happens after we collide! TODAY is a BEAUTIFUL DAY AND FRANKLY, I feel no desire to leave! I don’t wanna stop doing this!
Perfectdork-Zero: beautiful
Perfectdork-Zero: After we collide we will go on
Perfectdork-Zero: Remember whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Graphic_V: perfectdork, stop that.
Perfectdork-Zero: Well as long as you don’t lose a limb
Perfectdork-Zero: That would make you weeker
Graphic_V: THAT! Stop being so inert!
Perfectdork-Zero: But thats off the subject
Graphic_V: perfectdork, get mad. Say something! We’re going to collide and we don’t know what happens after we collide and neither of us want to leave! Think about it! Say something!
Perfectdork-Zero: It is Such a Beautiful day today
Perfectdork-Zero: Stop it danit
Graphic_V: No.
Perfectdork-Zero: dammit
Perfectdork-Zero: Don’t you know im pannicking on the inside?
Graphic_V: No, I guess it isn’t.
Perfectdork-Zero: Im scared as hell!
Perfectdork-Zero: And theres nothing I can do about it
Graphic_V: Yeah. That’s… that’s true.
Perfectdork-Zero: If I get carefull I will collide if im reckless I will collide
Graphic_V: Good idea.
Perfectdork-Zero: THe only thing I can do is kill myself… wich I will fail at becuase I MUST COLLIDE
Graphic_V: It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it, pdork?
Perfectdork-Zero: Yes very
Perfectdork-Zero: Maby this is all a dream
Perfectdork-Zero: No…no it’s not
Graphic_V: Silence. They continue on, until, right before they collide…:
Graphic_V: pdork?
Perfectdork-Zero: We will collide and it will hurt
Graphic_V: Maybe this was it. Maybe this was everything. Maybe it’s just the drive on the beautiful day and that’s all of it and then we’re just done.
Perfectdork-Zero: yes
Perfectdork-Zero: I can feel it coming….
Graphic_V: It was a beautiful day though, wasn’t it, pdork?
Perfectdork-Zero: ohh it’s coming
Perfectdork-Zero: we could collide right …NOW
Perfectdork-Zero: Yes It was a very beautiful day
Perfectdork-Zero: We are going to have to live our lives knowing that we are going to collide
Perfectdork-Zero: It’s best not to think about it
Graphic_V: They collide slowly, with a tap of the scooters against each other. Lights down.:

Based on this play by Jono Deschere.