Man holding a megaphone

So I’m driving to work today and listening to the radio like I normally do. They’re doing one of those annoying morning shows that all radio stations do now — because people don’t want to hear MUSIC while they drive to work, they’d rather hear a bunch of middle-aged guys nattering away about whatever crap they come up with. But I digress.

So they do the traffic report like they usually do, and then the radio guy goes “And this traffic report was brought to you by THE HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES.” He just said it straight, and then they cut to some commercial for the film, but for some reason I thought it was absolutely hilarious. I started laughing really hard.

And then I swerved and almost hit a red truck.

The moral of the story is that all products should be brought to us by THE HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES. Including shampoo. ESPECIALLY Shampoo.

Fuck I need more sleep.

Montreal tomorrow. Going to the Radiohead show. It should be an ADVENTURE.