My boss put his head in his hands and groaned. I had just entered his office, my hair dishevelled and twenty minutes late for our scheduled meeting. I didn’t say a word upon entering. He just knew, from the look on my face, that it was time to groan.
He stood up from behind his [...]
Wow, do you guys realize I only have two updates left (including this one) before the month of May is OVER? Then I can stop updating! For weeks! Hell, I can stop visiting this site entirely. It’s not like I think it’s very good. Every time I read anything posted here I end up thinking [...]
Oh dear lord, they’ve made a Joe Schmo 2! How is it that I didn’t know about this until I saw the commercials on Spike TV? For those who aren’t familiar, the first Joe Schmo was a twisted version of a reality show where every contestant but one was an actor portraying a certain reality [...]
I fell in love forever ago with a girl who loved to sing. She would hum pop songs when she walked places, and belt out rock classics when she thought she was alone. She took my hand before I took hers, and that meant the world to me. I knew her all my life. We [...]