This is something positive.
There is so much negativity in the world today, what with the war and the murder and the fact that I don’t get home early enough to catch Fresh Prince reruns anymore. The world is in a rough state. Nobodys listening to Billy Joel songs anymore and when people do that do-DO-da-do-DO [...]
I’ve been pretty sick the past week or so, hence my absence from all things internet. I kind of just said ‘fuck it’ and ran off to the cottage. But I am back now. I will return all your e-mails, respond to all your forum posts, review the usual TV shows, and maybe even sign [...]
The calendar on the left looks sad. I think I’m going to start doing a weekly column on this site. Now I just need to pick a day! Maybe Thursday. Or something. It will be filled with random thoughts and gigantic flourishes and damnable lies. You will all grow to love and cherish me, finally [...]
So, like, writing - you know? - it’s really messed up. Because what is it? It’s fucking lying, is what it is. Look at me, I’m writing these words, presenting this - what do you call it - voice, this narration, this character, to you and what is it, really? Fiction. And what is ‘fiction’? [...]