I lost all my ability to create fiction. All I have left is a meandering character sketch about a girl who continuously says “It was okay. Not the best thing in the world.” It’s not something I want to share with you here. So in substitution, please enjoy this list of things you should do!
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I thought I posted this last night, but apparently it did not post! Perhaps because I was kind of half-drunk at the time and also eating a sandwich made with at least eight different kinds of meat. It was really good. The sandwich, I mean — not the update. The update sucked. And now it’s [...]
I tried to update last night but the server was being stupid and seems to have eaten my update like a handful of pretzels. I will cobble together another one later, but until then:
Different Kinds of Love
Matt
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Wow, is this site EVER under attack from spambots. I’m going to have to do something about that. Until then, whenever you see an ad in the comments section, I want you to avert your eyes and say fourteen Hail Marys. Unless you’re Jeremy, in which case feel free to leave a witty comment or [...]