Be Your Own Windkeeper

The calendar on the left looks sad. I think I’m going to start doing a weekly column on this site. Now I just need to pick a day! Maybe Thursday. Or something. It will be filled with random thoughts and gigantic flourishes and damnable lies. You will all grow to love and cherish me, finally giving me the fame I deserve.

I am going to write a novel soon.

The first season of Arrested Development comes out in OCTOBER. This is tremendous and you should all buy it even it costs EIGHTY DOLLARS!

I found a $25 Gift Certificate for Chapters and I think I will use it to buy The Office: Season One.

Hey check it out. You can read about racecars. And guess who wrote it? Me. I’m on the INTERNET, you jerks! You are all so jealous.

This is not my weekly column! My weekly column will be much better than this.