Brand New Beat

Yes, I changed the site again. I had to. There was no way to add another dropdown box for new pictures on the old site. Plus, I like redesigning things. It makes me feel like a big man. And so few things make me feel like a big man these days. Pretty much just webdesign and videogames. And, you know, that’s sad.

What isn’t sad are these new pictures! Can you believe we’re in third year? That’s more messed up than late night conversations in cars. I don’t know about you, but I really don’t feel like a third year. I barely feel like a second year. Really, all I want to do is ride carousels until it gets dark. But, instead, this.

These pictures are so good and so varied that they can only be described using a bulleted list and with comments in the format of newspaper headlines from the 1940s!

• Year starts with blur, Rory
• Bearded man baffled by couch-like canoe and invisible paddle
• Van Koughnett grows inane amounts of hair; top hair scientists baffled
• Matt refuses to relate story of “Sodomy Guy”
• Kings Frosh harassed with confusing, drunken advice
• Matt to world: ‘Check out my awesome room’
• Mike to world: ‘Get the hell out’
• Eyeing things curiously pointed to as potential health hazard in young adults
• Sign found in Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia
• Also confirmed: Ducks
• Rorymobile Mach II hits the streets; Witness: ‘Like a Black Velvet Blur’
• Josh Bleser registers disgust, refuses to dance
• Russia to celebrate 15 years of democracy
• Mysterious friend sightings reported
• ‘Best Buds Forever’ set date for reunion tour

Wow! Stay tuned for more as we embark on the adventure that is THIS YEAR. I can only imagine there will be spills, chills, thrills and other rhymables. I, for one, can only mildly stand to wait.

Matt