Fools Russian

Things to do because I can’t go back to university because they changed the website and I hate it:

1) Become fascinated by bugs so much so that I want to follow around bugs and take pictures of them and then write captions for the pictures. People will be like “What do you do?” and I could answer “I work in BUGS!” and they’d be like “Wow! INSIDE bugs?” and then I’d have to explain that it was just an expression and that, while I do work in the field of insects, I do not shrink down to microscopic size and wander around inside bugs nor do I control giant robot bugs intent on destroying the world and, yes, civilization as a whole.
2) Control giant robot bugs intent on destroying the world and, yes, civilization as a whole.
3) Improve upon the Bohr-Rutherford model of the atom.
4) Estimate how many English words rhyme with the word ‘moon’ and then determine how accurate that estimation was.
5) Write a treatise on why we never italicize words such that the words lean to the right.
6) Count the number of wooden things in my house.
7) Call the people who put on those pre-show advertising things at the movie theatres and see if I can get a prize for ALWAYS getting the “Guess which celebrity this is!” things correct.
Draw the most perfect triangle every encountered by man.
9) Look for hidden messages in Family Circus comics.
10) Buy 365 hats and then wear a different one every day.