Start me up

Our new puppy at five days old. He won’t come home for another few weeks, but it’s nice that we can watch him grow thanks to the crazy breeder’s webpage. It’s so overly cutesy that it’s hard to read with a straight face, but who cares, because I’m getting a new dog! In a fun twist of fate, the litter of puppies we were on the list for turned out to be a litter of one, a male. And thus my mother is once again denied her wish of having a female dog. My family is totally fated to be dominated by testosterone, and I think my mother has come to accept that.

Anyway, the site calls the puppy “Copperstone Singular Sensation” which is a STUPID NAME FOR JERKS. Please give me name ideas. I am thinking “CRUSHERBOT” or “Dr. Angus O’Riley, DDS.” Because wouldn’t it be hilarious if your dog was a dentist. That would be messed up!

In honour of this new dog coming into my life, I will update this site every day for the remainder of May.

Matt