I don’t know guys. I think this list was easier to do last year or the year before. Both years I had a DEFINITE number one film, and a sort of general idea of how to structure things beyond that. It’s not a science — it never is — but it didn’t require days [...]
So we went and we sat in cramped seats and shared about four gallons of stale popcorn. I had to pee for the last forty minutes. She shifted uncomfortably until I put my arm around her. She sighed softly, happy. My arm fell asleep. The stupid kids in front of us kept playing with their [...]
I decided yesterday that more than anything else I want to be a writer. I also decided that not only did I want to be a writer — I wanted to be a FAMOUS writer. Because famous writers are successful writers, and I need to be successful. Otherwise my parents will be disappointed. So I [...]
I have this painfully long dream where I’m young again and I’m sitting in front of an enormous 1980s computer that sounds like a vacuum cleaner. And I’m playing some old flight simulator game with blocky graphics and bleep-boop-beep sound effects. The box made it look amazing. But, there I am, sitting in front of [...]