I had a friend when I was younger who had about seventeen remote control cars in his basement. I always thought this was amazing because, seriously, remote control cars were one of the best toys around. They were up there with Batman action figures and the ever-changing line-up of Super Soakers. And this friend had [...]
The rain streaked down the taxicab window and I knew that this wasn’t how I was supposed to end it. The car lurched forward again and again, fighting the traffic and I knew — I just knew — as I watched the shops and the stores and the rain drenched people go by at a [...]
I spend four to six hours a day staring at a microwave burrito. I’ve been doing this for a couple of weeks. Not with the same burrito, of course; I change burritos every couple of days. I follow the same routine every time: I unwrap the thing, put it on the kitchen table, sit down, [...]
Okay, what the hell.
Here’s the story on this update, and why it is so late: On Friday I sit down to start my famed and much-anticipated TOP 10 DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH CHARACTERS update. It is titled “Ruminations on Degrassi Junior High.” After carefully using OS X’s built-in screen capture abilities to grab images of the [...]