Kings: Well I Never!

Hello. I have some pictures to show you. Wait. That’s a terrible introduction. Let me try something jazzier. Hello! I have some pictures to show you! There. I think that’s better. These are pictures of Nicole Kozicki’s visit to Halifax. “Who is Nicole Kozicki?” you might be asking yourself. I will tell you. In addition to being older sister of your friend and mine Kristine Kozicki, Nicole also has many other fine qualities. A quick google search reveals that Nicole Kozicki is “Assistant co-ordinator of travelling exhibits and lead facilitator for the Eternal Egypt Exhibit at ROM (Royal Ontario Museum) in Toronto Canada.” In addition, she “studied for her MA in Museum Studies at Newcastle University, 2002-2003.” On her time in Newcastle she says, “My time in Newcastle was one of the best experiences of my life!”

Absolutely phenomenal. You feel like you know her, don’t you? I feel like I know her! And now (if you click this link) you’ll get to SEE her!

Photos from a period of time in March

• Here are Erin and I at Your Father’s Moustache. I assume there were other people there but, seriously, it seems like a million years ago. The real star of this picture? That bottle of ketchup on the table. That’s brilliant engineering. Twenty-first century brilliance. My word.
• I like when I wait a few weeks to do these updates. I start to forget why certain pictures were taken and, really, they become as baffling to me as they would be to you, the reader. Take this plate of vegetables for examples. Who takes pictures of vegetables. That’s messed up. To say nothing of this picture of cacti!
• I have been correcting red-eye in most pictures these days (sometimes resulting in freakishly blue eyes that make everyone look reminiscent of Elijah Wood) but I didn’t do it with this picture. A picture like this REQUIRES red eyes. Red eyes are the only suitable way to fully represent Danielle’s rage, as she said “FUCK YOU BRYAN!” and also pushed really hard on Mike’s chest. It was great.
• A brief set of photos highlight our trip to the Observatory at St. Mary’s University, just down the road. Here is Bryan wishing that his little legs were longer. Here is a picture of the lights of Halifax from very very (very) high up. (We were on a Roof!) Here is the giant telescope. You could look through it and — I’m being serious here — see INTO SPACE. It was great. I love telescopes and space and using telescopes to see into space!
• It is unfortunate that the first picture of Nicole in this set is one of her looking kind of sad. In all fairness, however, everyone was looking kind of sad. Or a bit disgusted. Halifax Restaurant Tip: Don’t go to The Peel Pub.
• Things quickly took a turn for the FUN when we switched gears and went to the fantastic Old Triangle. Look: Fun! And more Fun! And what’s this? Even MORE fun? I think so.
• As a service to devoted reader Jeremy “I love drunken Kristine pictures” Patterson, here are all the drunken Kristine pictures, in order. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. (The Guns!) Six. Seven.
• We spent the time at the Old Triangle playing the rather childish and rather AWESOME drinking game “I never…” I’d go into more detail but I’m considerably aware of the fact that my parents may be reading this. It’s like I can’t even say ‘fuck’ anymore! In any case, here is a picture of Bryan probably regaling us with an erotic story from his past. Something like that.
• Finally, here she is: Nicole Kozicki: Dancing in the street. Beautiful.

That about wraps things up! Here is a link to the whole set of pictures. Click on it, if you have the time. It’s fun. there are arrows you can use to advance both forward and backward.

See you later this week with more pictures. I will finally be explaining that video. It will be great.

I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you,
Matt