Graduation Day

I feel like this might be the most complicated thing I’ll ever do in university. I have to process. It’s not walking — it’s a procession. I have to make sure I sit in the right seat. I have to turn so that my handshake is perpendicular to the photographer. I have to smile like a moron.

I realize that all my posts in the past little while have been about grad. I feel bad about that. I like to provide more variety with these post-a-day months, but, really, I have neither the time nor the brainpower. After today I will be back with more more more wild and crazy things that will either dazzle your mind or leave you wondering what the hell happened to me.

For some reason I have “We didn’t start the fire” in my head. That’s not a graduation song! Stupid head.