More Ridiculous Things

Hey check it: I don’t have time for you anymore. I’m a working man. I work every day at my job. Or at least I will, if today was any indication. This requires getting up early and driving on a highway. These things are very draining. They sap my creativity! And as such I am unable to write anything more than dialogue and bizarre half-ideas. So in lieu of today’s update, please enjoy these links to fake movie trailers, my new favourite thing.

Fake Movie Trailers

• 10 Things I Hate About The Commandments
• Titantic II The Surface
• Toy Story 2: Requiem
• Must Love Jaws
• C is for Cookie
• Shining
• Sleepless in Seattle

I realize these are kind of lowbrow and obvious (some of them) but still I think they are the funniest thing around. Though my love for them sort of reminds me of that week where I thought MXC — that show with all the asians getting hurt on Spike TV — was the greatest. That totally didn’t last.

Post your favourite!

Matt