Sometimes I just like reading about things for no reason.

On August 23, 2005, Aboutface Corporation sold the domain name facebook.com to Facebook for $200,000. The website moved to this new domain name and dropped “the” from its name.

Man, I had no idea it was called thefacebook originally. I kind of like that name better. Also, people are kind of stupid about facebook, aren’t they? Privacy concerns are so silly. The site died for me the day they removed “Too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns.”

Major omissions from the list: my apartment, outer space, my car.

Coke Zero is Coca-Cola’s biggest product launch in 22 years, and primarily targets young adult males. In the U.S., advertising has reflected that by describing the drink as “calorie-free” rather than “diet”, since that demographic associates diet drinks with women.

Haha, diets are kind of girly.

I love so much that there is a chart.

He just called from Cannes. Says he’s being seriously considered to replace Wolfowitz. I’m like, “Dude, do you know anything about banking?” He goes, “First of all, cocknose, me cousin Ronan is assistant manager of a bank in Ballymun and I’ll tell ya, it’s a fookin sweet little gig wit all yer holidays and half days and not going in till ten in the morning. Second of all, look, did Jaysus know anything about religion before he started out?

There’s something about his impression of Bono that just sits so right with me.