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TBT #28: Supervillain Advice Columns

I don’t know what happened here. I sat down to write something typical. Instead I completely geeked-out and wrote something that most people will probably find more weird than amusing! But then, I often think people find ME more weird than amusing, so perhaps writing like this is a good fit for me. Regardless, I [...]

2005

Feb

Posted by Matt at 04:09 am
10 Comments published
Filed under: parody

TBT #14: Halloween Frightacular

Wow, Halloween sure snuck up on us, didn’t it? It seems like only yesterday it was Thanksgiving, and I was eating Turkey and other assorted Thanksgiving things and generally having a good time. “Halloween,” I scoffed, “is so far away that I am doing it a FAVOUR by even mentioning it!” But I was wrong, [...]

2004

Oct

Posted by Matt at 06:35 pm
2 Comments published
Filed under: parody

Where we’re going, we won’t need roads

To: NASA Subject: Question about Planes going REALLY REALLY FAST Dear Mr. Nasa, Hello. My name is Matt Davidson and I am absolutely tremendous when it comes to any and all facets of thinking, learning and higher education. Many have remarked that I am truly a beacon of knowledge and information illuminating an otherwise dark [...]

2001

Sep

Posted by Matt at 07:51 pm
No comments published
Filed under: parody

Cruisin’ USA

To: Invacare Wheelchair Company Subject: A Question Dear Whom it May Concern, Hello. My name is Matt Davidson and I am a fiery-eyed youngster with a chip on his shoulder! I have always been intolerant towards rules and guidelines, and I was once told by a teacher that I had “no future.” I threw a [...]

2001

Sep