To: Adam Doree, Mike Smuland, Craig Hansen and Gavin Frankle
Subject: An Offer!
Dear NintendoWeb, SegaWeb, SonyWeb, PCGamerWeb and whateverthehellelseyouhavethatendsinWeb,
Hello! I am a starry-eyed young scamp taking his first few steps into the icy pond of internet journalism! I am currently looking for a place to lay my world-weary hat and start making money! [...]